I AM NOT A PC. Are You?

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According to this latest Microsoft commercial, everyone is a PC. Hmmmm… interesting angle.

But I am standing firm. I am NOT a PC. Here’s why:

  1. When I upgrade something in my life (like a car), I really upgrade it, not just stick bling on what I had before.
  2. I won’t be told to upgrade until I am ready, if I ever become ready.
  3. How do PC’s reproduce? However it’s done, I am not interested. I like my way better.
  4. I don’t want to be turned off as easily as I am turned on…
  5. … and in fact I don’t want to take as long as a PC does to be turned on!

About the author /

Simon is a creative and passionate business leader dedicated to having fun in the pursuit of high performance and personal development. He is co-founder of Applied Change, a Business Change consultancy based in the UK. Simon is also an Ambassador for Gloucestershire business. Simon is an Associate Member of the Chartered Institute of Professional Development.


  1. Josh

    I unfortunately am quite like a PC…I am always getting viruses. (I have man flu)

  2. Christine

    If you could be turned off as easily as turned on it might make you a woman, rather than a pc. lol.

    Funny post. But then, I am partial to geek humor.

  3. simonstapleton

    @Christine – it’s hard to know how to reply to that, so I’m taking the fifth.


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